so yesterday i was sitting on my couch eating pizza when this reel popped up on my feed of some dude’s curtains opening by themselves and i just sat there for like 30 seconds watching it loop. found it here if you’re curious: https://amzn.to/4mXYywf the thing is called switchbot automatic curtain opener and apparently you … Read more
i’m this guy at the grocery store absolutely lose his mind over romaine prices yesterday. like full on staring at the produce section having a crisis. dude just froze in shock. i get it though. vegetables are stupid expensive now. out of curiosity, i looked into growing my own. ended up scrolling hydroponic gardens like … Read more
so my sister calls me yesterday crying because her cat knocked over the litter box again and there’s litter everywhere and she’s having people over soon. i’m half listening because i’m trying to play elden ring but then she says i should just get one of those robot ones and now suddenly i’m invested. 20 … Read more
so i was at my buddy’s place last week and he’s showing me this new tv he got, like really proud of it. 65 inches, some brand i’d never heard of. and while he’s going on about refresh rates and color accuracy, i’m just sitting there thinking about how my dad used to do the … Read more
so last week i caught myself googling “best birdseed brands” and that was when i knew something had shifted. like when you’re a kid and you think adults who watch birds are the most boring people alive and then suddenly you’re late 30s and wondering if cardinals prefer sunflower seeds or millet. what the hell … Read more
so i was in one of those weird youtube loops where you start watching a guy restore a rusty axe and somehow end up on shower installation videos. don’t ask me how the algorithm decided that was my journey but there i was, watching some dude in cargo shorts explain water pressure like it was … Read more
so i’m sitting here realizing i haven’t had water since yesterday and i’m scrolling through tiktok because that’s how i cope with dehydration and this girl is holding a water bottle that’s literally glowing at her. like pulsing blue light, alien communication style. and she’s all “my smart water bottle saved my skin” and i’m … Read more