i overexplained a joke

so we’re in this team meeting and my manager is going on about targets and she says something about how we need to “hit our numbers” and without thinking i go “yeah we really need to make it count” which is obviously a terrible math pun but my brain thought it was genius dead silence. … Read more

things i’ve said out loud to no one at 2am

“where the hell is my other sock.” “okay but why would they lie about that.” “i should start a band. maybe noise jazz.” “alexa, stop listening. i’m serious this time.” “who keeps moving my toaster.” “if i fall asleep now i’ll still be tired but in a different way.” “i’m not googling it. i’m not. … Read more

why i’m blogging. (no one asked.)

i don’t have a plan. this isn’t a brand. i’m not building anything. i just kept having too many opinions with nowhere to put them, and eventually typing into a box felt slightly less unhinged than yelling into my notes app. so now there’s a blog. congrats to all of us. i’m not here to … Read more