i don’t like smoothies. there. i said it.
but for some reason, i keep acting like i do.
i’ll be in a group and someone’s like “ooh let’s get smoothies” and i’m nodding like hell yeah i’m a berry boy let’s ride. then i spend nine dollars on what is basically cold fruit soup and pretend it was refreshing.
it’s not.
it’s confusing.
it’s like eating a scented candle that’s been liquified and betrayed its original form.
whatever.